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fatmanatee: CHEF FAT COOKS THE JERSEY SHORE OMELET Ingredients include eggs, whatever cheese is left over, jwoww’s ham, and tabasco sauce. Turn stove on, make sure its a few notches too high Spray pan Lay down scrambled eggs, let sit for 3-5 min Lay down ham and cheese, spritz with tabasco Try to fold omelet, fail miserably Mush so that ingredients are equally distributed and all parts are cooked Put on plate Eat Regret decision to eat Play videogames

fatmanatee:

CHEF FAT COOKS THE JERSEY SHORE OMELET

Ingredients include eggs, whatever cheese is left over, jwoww’s ham, and tabasco sauce.

  1. Turn stove on, make sure its a few notches too high
  2. Spray pan
  3. Lay down scrambled eggs, let sit for 3-5 min
  4. Lay down ham and cheese, spritz with tabasco
  5. Try to fold omelet, fail miserably
  6. Mush so that ingredients are equally distributed and all parts are cooked
  7. Put on plate
  8. Eat
  9. Regret decision to eat
  10. Play videogames
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